The best way to prepare cauliflower is by throwing it in the trash while ordering a delicious pizza.

Hi!
I've missed you! What have you missed? ME! And some sexy new videos!

I've added several Members updates:

• Piledriver heaven: April vs Ivy!
• Nude wrestling: Clash of the Amazons!
• This week: In the Dressing Room with Megacon Comic Con!

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We are looking to launch the NEW www.AprilHunter.com very shortly!! So excited! New design, better features, all new goodies for you!

SEE ME:

I'm getting out from under my desk to come see YOU! I'll be in Atlanta for Days of the Dead Feb 3-5, which is loaded with talent, including the cast of Stranger Things and Ric Flair. Come see me. Or, I'll cut ya. Find me with Nik Havert/Pickle Press and Samantha Strong. You should bring lots of candy and dollars. Should you choose to obey, you will be rewarded handsomely. You'll be showered with unique art, comics and large, sturdy super-heroine cleavage.
Note: Cappuccino also works in lieu of candy.

Code Red 3 will be out! We'll have copies in Atlanta!! http://www.daysofthedead.net/atlanta/

March 16-19: Inked and Geeked Expo in Bradenton, FL. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/inked-and-geeked-expo-tickets-26554909449

WrestleCon in Orlando during WrestleMania weekend March 31st w/ Damage365Radio! It's going to be all kinds of stupid fun. http://www.wrestlecon.com/

If you're a reader, I added a couple of new blogs to http://aprilhunterblog.com
New Clips! There's a hot new clip on my store, featuring Jezebel vs.me in a nude low blow dragon sleeper strip fight.

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I sent out some custom made comic Christmas cards this year to my really good fans. I KNOW I missed some of you and I apologize for this oversight. I got as many as I could out. Next time, get me your address and I'll save it. If you sent me something and didn't hear back, please email me. A couple things came without any notes. I hate that. My ESP is good, but not THAT good.

I am on round two of that stupid cold/flu thing that's been going around. Had it when it started, and now I'm doing a bonus edition. I'm pretty sure airports and airplanes are nothing but pure evil when it comes to germs. Not being able to work out for so long can be a career killer. I think I'll aim to rock the slender model look this year. I've dropped 15 pounds since summer and with getting knocked back repeatedly by Lupus and colds, so it might be the best way to roll with it, right? Might as well learn to surf the waves instead of having them keep hitting me in the face. LOL. Catwalk and skinny jeans, here I come. OK, fuck the skinny jeans. That'll never happen. No matter how much weight I drop, I still have plenty of ass.

Speaking of ass (ahem), I've decided/learned/figured out that dating takes up too much time. Being single is useful. It gives me more time to write, get back to you, work, study and read books I've always meant to read but never have. I'll be spending my evenings with the short stories of Gogol, Bradbury and Roald Dahl for a little while.

A couple people asked if I'm doing the Valentine's Day phone calls this year. I don't think I am, simply because time is tight due to school being so brutal. I'm in Full Sail University, a 24/7 accelerated art, tech and film school for my degree in creative writing for entertainment. We get our assignments 12 am Monday and they're due 11.59 pm Sunday. We don't get government holidays or breaks. It's been challenging, to say the least. This is probably the second hardest thing I've ever done in my life, with relocating across the country to go to wrestling school being the first.

If you want to be my Valentine and spoil your ginger, here's my Amazon Wishlist. http://www.aprilhunter.com/wishlist

Want to book a custom video? Contact me. Thisisaprilhunter@gmail.com (Serious inquiries only, please.) I have a few shoots coming up and yep, I know I owe a couple of you some good stuff. I haven't forgotten. Promise.

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Xo! ICH LIEBE DICH!.

April

You Can Sleep With a Blonde; You Can Sleep With a Brunette. But You'll Never Get Any Sleep With a Redhead!