Wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but used the wrong paper. I didn't want to waste perfectly good Happy Birthday paper, so I just wrote "Jesus" on it.

Dear YOU,

Heads up! If you gave me your address, I sent you a holiday card. All customer and soy candle orders went out as well. Thank you for taking the time to write to me. And, thank you for being a fan and friend.

Dear Santa;
I've been good. Good-ish. Kind of good. Changing the subject for a moment, I would really like an Amazon gift certificate. They're fantastic for everything from ordering chicken feed while sitting at my desk in my underwear (Tampa Bay doesn't have a plethora of farm stores near me…just pool stores) to photo shoot props and outfits. Lately, my outdated S6 phone hates my guts and acts like a bratty teenage daughter, so I'd like to save up and get something current where my 'student life' situation can a) not pay $25 extra a month for life on my bill and b) I can film vids again. Bonus! Xo! Ps. About that "good" thing...how exactly do you define it...and is it graded on a sliding scale? Yours, April

My (Not-so) Sexy Wishlist: https://www.aprilhunter.com/wishlist

Email: thisisaprilhunter@gmail.com

Mail: 1550 N McMullen Booth Rd. Ste F3 #109 Clearwater FL 33759

The best gifts can't be bought. Peace, a family that gets along, pet cuddles, seeing an ex who treated you like shit when you look absolutely amazing and they don't, blow jobs (…oh, wait…), finally finishing your book …

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This week's updates include a new holiday gallery! A Christmas blog! And some hot throwback photos and videos. Check out what you've missed! Ps. Enjoy a free area on my site, too. www.AprilHunter.com

I wish you less TV news, more hugs and plenty of bacon.

I'm back to school Jan 2nd. My break has been awesome and it's been great to catch up on emails and work. Thanks so much for understanding how hectic things have been this past year. Going back to school as an adult is both a blessing and a curse. Thank you for being a fan - and to those who have joined my site, purchased from my stores, sent from my Amazon wishlist, reported stolen stuff and come to my appearances, it means more than you'll probably ever know.

Have a very Happy and Merry!

Xo, April