VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL:
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Stupid women say, "All men are the same." Smart women say, "I'm going to stop dating the same kind of men."

Fun Fact: Where did Valentine's Day get its origin? Not from the more than 145 million cards exchanged each year. Oh, it's waaaaay better than that. PARTYING NAKED. Yep.
The annual pagan celebration, Lupercalia, traces its roots to annual Roman festivals where men stripped naked, grabbed whips, and spanked young maidens in hopes of increasing their fertility. The Christians tried to shut the lover's holiday down (naturally), but...epic failure. So, they slapped (ha) the Saint Valentines name on February 14th and brilliantly re-marketed it as a chaste celebration of love with a angelic cherub and a bow rather than a spanking, dick-swinging, raunch-fest.
Don't say you never learn anything on www.AprilHunter.com.

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If you want to be my Valentine, I would absolutely love to be yours! Here is my SEXY VDay Wishlist:https://www.aprilhunter.com/wishlist
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Fetish & Wrestling! I had a shoot the other day with two badass blonde amazons which turned out splendidly. I don't know if it's sad or not that I meet more are true professionals off the pro circuit than on it. However, we were SO professional, we overworked and I feel like I've been hit by a truck. On the plus, I now have several hot, hot, hot new videos in queue for you! You can also check www.Clips4Sale.com/31614 !
I'm still sorting through the pix and trying to hit school assignment deadlines, but I'll post them (and the behind-the-scenes gossip) on www.Patreon.com/aprilhunter for Patrons. You can look for the photos, blog and an the full, uncut version of the videos posted on www.AprilHunter.com soon!
I leave you with this random thought:
Rocks are like people.
Some are beautiful on the outside.
Some are beautiful on the inside.
Some require a bit of chiseling or a little paint.
And some are just really old poop that got hard.
Luv Ya, Happy VD! PARTY NAKED! Even if it's a-dancing with yourself! Oh oh-oh-oh!
Xo!! April
You Can Sleep with a Blonde, You Can Sleep with a Brunette, but You'll Never Get Any Sleep with a Redhead!

All customer orders were sent out this week, so heads up! If you'd like a personally signed photo or comic book, my eBay store is AprHtr. I have organic soy candles, tarts and lighted wine bottles on www.etsy.com/shop/aprilsscentsations
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