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Moving pains, Amazons and Nudes!
Sent March 20th 2018

Moving pains, Amazons and Nudes! Why is there no candy for St. Paddy's Day? If there is no special candy I can't be bothered to care about it. I'm Scottish (and Italian) - we drink all year long, not just on one day. Hi! Hola, Salut, Wie Geht's...
Be Mine?
Sent February 13th 2018

Be Mine? VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL: Use code VDAY35 for 35% off all memberships! Stupid women say, "All men are the same." Smart women say, "I'm going to stop dating the same kind of men." Fun Fact: Where did Valentine's Day get its origin? No...
Hot Customs Shoot and Hotter Updates!
Sent January 26th 2018

Hot Customs Shoot and Hotter Updates! Two roads diverged into a wood, and I - took the one with tacos. Hola. I'm gonna keep this short and sweet, just like my panties. Want your own custom match with super awesome babes Amazon Annie, Bella Rush ...
Fit Tips, Meal Suggestions and New Updates!
Sent January 11th 2018

Fit Tips, Meal Suggestions and New Updates! Hi! So, a coupla things you should know about the site… Let's talk cache. This site caches like crazy to ensure lightning fast loading speed – which is great – but it can also mean you're not seeing a...
Happy NUDE Year - A FLASH for you SALE!
Sent December 30th 2017

Happy NUDE Year - A FLASH for you SALE! What's up, Ya Sexy Beast? Let's get this party kicked off RIGHT! A FLASH SALE. That's right. And I'm speaking literally when I say FLASH. To bring in the Nude Year, I'm going to give each and every one of m...
Happy and Merry!
Sent December 23rd 2017

Happy and Merry! Wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but used the wrong paper. I didn't want to waste perfectly good Happy Birthday paper, so I just wrote "Jesus" on it. Dear YOU, Heads up! If you gave me your address, I sent you a holiday ca...
Are you on my NICE list?
Sent December 12th 2017

Are you on my NICE list? How are toy trains and boobs similar? They're both intended for children, but it's usually the guys who end up playing with them. Happy and Merry! Are you on my NICE LIST? If so, send me your address! I have a very limited amoun...
Gifts of Nudity - 30% of TODAY ONLY!
Sent November 27th 2017

Gifts of Nudity - 30% of TODAY ONLY! Hi! I'm kinda cyber and have a brand new shiny site, so why not do a kick ass Cyber Monday deal, right? YES. For today ONLY, 30% off any tier Membership for you! That's right...Boobs! Fitness! Nekkid! Wrestling, Co...
A Nerd with Boobs!
Sent November 18th 2017

A Nerd with Boobs! What's up, Chicken Butt? My new shiny site is LIVE and KICKING! See? www.aprilhunter.com I cannot thank you enough for your patience while we transitioned. Wait, yes I can. I can give you free stuff and coupons. Let's do that! R...
Pardon Our Dust & Texas this Saturday!
Sent November 9th 2017

Pardon Our Dust & Texas this Saturday! Hi! I have news. The good: I have a brand new shiny website comin' at ya! And it's the way it SHOULD be. I really like it and think you will, too. The bad: We're undergoing testing with the billing company right now....